Tuesday 14 February 2012

Hearts and Forensics



A Valentine card came through the post today!
A Valentine card came through the post today!
A Valentine card came through the post today!
A Valentine card came through the post today!
I haven't the foggiest who it is from.

In fact, trying to hunt down the love hungry suspect has made me feel like I'm in CSI (Card Scene Investigation). 
Exhibit A: I have shown somebody else, so I've not made it up. Either that or I've made the other person up to. 
Exhibit B: Post mark 'Mount Pleasant' according to my sources Mount Pleasant is a place in Cardiff. And Carlton. And Belper, Cambridge, Tunbridge Wells and a pub in Blackpool. It's also the name of the main sorting office in London, I am a doughnut!! That narrows it down to 7, 750, 000 people.
Exhibit C/D: Having accused my lovely cousin who lives in Dalston of sending a sympathy card she is off the hook. As is my sympathetic ex. This narrows it down to a new 7, 749, 998
So the investigation is going well! 
TBC...
x

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