Thursday, 8 March 2012

Letter to Boris Johnson





Dear Boris Johnson

Having waited on a freezing train platform at 7.30am for 45 minutes whilst train after train got cancelled, when one finally turn up it was so rammed I got pushed off. When the next one eventually turned up I got elbowed out the way and couldn't get on. (I was there ages before them).
As a result I missed my transport to Crufts at the NEC which I have been looking forward to since the beginning of time (I'm wearing my favourite dress with owls on). I really wanted to see dogs today.
I hate you.
Boris Gardiner is much nicer.

Fuming, of London E9

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